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I'm going to offer this at $XXX in the near future.

But when you enroll NOW (before this page expires), you can have it for $YYY.

I'm offering this discount because I feel like it.  (Literally. I just want to. I don't have a "compelling reason" lol.)

So you're saving at least $XXX when you enroll today. 

As an aside, another (admittedly selfish) reason for this discount is that the overwhelming majority of my customers are repeat customers. 

So I know that if you enjoy this as much as I think you will, you'll probably want to keep being a customer long into the future :-)